May 2013
March 2013
FIRST TEN TO REBLOG :)
illumin-a-t-e:
All promoted in a list to x,xxx
Reblogs only, likes will be ignored
Must reach 5+ notes or no promo
Mbf me
*WILL BE CHECKING*
Could you guys also check out this page? Thanks :)
blowawayblues:
an episode of criminal minds where women are being killed in order of their names as they fulfill mambo number 5 lyrics
esexist:
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
tomkirk:
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
amoying:
im so mad why aren’t toasters called tanning breads
loveheartsandprettyflowers:
first 5
- reblogs only
- mbf me
- must reach/one solo to 900+
valiantchild:
i’m an attention seeker who hates attention do you see my problem
February 2013
rnackenzie:
hey i used to be uglier believe it or not
deodrant:
i can only hold a conversation for so long before my only reply is omg
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
rnemes:
lmao i fell down the stairs but unfortunately i didnt die or anything
me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
vvant:
advice: dont mention or explain a textpost to ur mother bc she wont laugh
vegay:
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
burgrs:
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
crissingachris:
having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides
theyellowbrickroad:
my mom walked into my bedroom and closed the door and said “guess who my best friend is?” and smiled and pointed at me and said “YOU!” and she turned around to walk out of my room and walked right into the door and i laughed at her and she says i am not her best friend anymore
if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
carryonmywincestson:
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
cool new sex position called the ‘11’ where both people lay side by side. never touching. always apart
zubat:
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
meladoodle:
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $25 per hang out session please.
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
rnedia:
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
skippractice:
if u really loved me you’d hang my selfies around ur house
trillow:
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
burgrs:
minutes starbucks up late shows with 15
condorn:
Punch me in the mouth with ur mouth
thnksfrthbttfck:
some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
odair:
i wish you could kill people without them dying
theyellowbrickroad:
why cant i cry money instead of tears
catsform:
stand next to people wearing snap backs to experience second-hand swag
